{"id":28,"date":"2022-09-06T18:36:59","date_gmt":"2022-09-06T18:36:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eatthepoor.com\/?p=28"},"modified":"2022-09-06T18:36:59","modified_gmt":"2022-09-06T18:36:59","slug":"up-one-side-and-down-the-other","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/eatthepoor.com\/?p=28","title":{"rendered":"Up One Side and Down the Other"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Reading the newspaper is confusing these days. Which headlines are we supposed to believe? The one that says incomes are up? (“Household Incomes Rise” — CNN\/Money)<\/a>  Or the one that says poverty rates are up? (“Record Numbers Plunged Into Poverty” — USA Today)<\/a> Can the human mind contain such contradictory information and not collapse like a bridge in Minnesota?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Well, in the America of 2008 (or 2007, or 2006, or even, we hazard to guess, 2009), BOTH can be true! Like a giant Petri dish of social experimentation gone wrong, America is both the land of opportunity AND the land of desperation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As the rewards for the winners have gone up (income, real estate, helicopters to vacation homes, etc.), so too have the consequences for the losers (debt, foreclosure, ambulance rides to skid row, etc.). America has always seemed to offer enough prosperity for everyone; but like a jar of sticky, greenback-filled peanut butter, our nation\u2019s riches can only be spread so far.  In greedily smearing the first few slices with the most gooey goodness, by the time the end of the loaf is reached it ends up with only the barest whisper of covering, as the blade presses harder, shredding those unfortunate last slices.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Is that fair?  No, but it is human nature:  who among us, having to make multiple sandwiches, hasn’t liberally slathered up the first few slices only to discover that by sandwich number five, that seemingly bottomless jar of peanut butter is nearly empty, with more yet to make?  Now, some people, some countries,<\/em> might measure all the peanut butter first, divide that by the number of sandwiches to be made, and then proceed to distribute the peanut butter over the sandwiches equally.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But that bit of socialist lunch-making won\u2019t fly here in America.  You want your share of peanut butter, go out and get it.  There\u2019s no free lunch here in the land of the free.  That\u2019s why we are the most successful nation in the history of the world, because we have never put people before opportunity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And as the land of opportunity, we have acted like a giant magnet, drawing people to our shores from all over the globe, pulled here against their weak-minded wills in their search for a better life \u2013 a life that assures three inalienable rights:  “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.”  But you\u2019ll notice only two of those are promised; \u201chappiness\u201d requires \u201cpursuit.\u201d  Because before America even existed, its founders understood that the most important thing a nation could offer was incentive<\/em>.  It was a brilliant and innovative motivational strategy:  a contented populace was a lazy populace!  How were we to expand as a nation and continue stealing land from the natives if we were satisfied with what we had? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

And that\u2019s how we get back to the current headlines of 2008, with all the false hope and doomed promises an election year can offer. What is another article about the growing inequality of the rich and the poor, the CEO and his employees, but another form of incentive<\/em>?  There\u2019s a choice to be made!  The rich and powerful, the Trumps and Buffetts and Gateses of America, got there and so can you<\/em>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But will you, even with hard work, luck, and opportunity? Probably not!  Because being successful isn’t easy, and if you don\u2019t succeed, there will be consequences:  back to the end of the loaf, and the last scrapings of peanut butter.  Because that’s the way our nation\u2019s founders would have wanted it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Reading the newspaper is confusing these days. Which headlines are we supposed to believe? The one that says incomes are up? (“Household Incomes Rise” — CNN\/Money)  Or the one that says poverty rates are up? (“Record Numbers Plunged Into Poverty” — USA Today) Can the human mind contain such contradictory information and not collapse like […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/eatthepoor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/eatthepoor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/eatthepoor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/eatthepoor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/eatthepoor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/eatthepoor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29,"href":"http:\/\/eatthepoor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions\/29"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/eatthepoor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/eatthepoor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/eatthepoor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}